Rochan

Roccos

"6700 Rangewood Drive, October 10 2003"

That won't work it looks nothing like you there's absolutely no way he won't notice.

"October 10 2003, 6100 Rangewood Drive"

Fucking shit.

"6700 Rangewood Drive, 6700 Rangewood Drive"

Luckily they don't take fakes you know. You're lucky for that one. You've got to start thanking your angels, you know.

"October 10 2003, October 10 2003 6100 Rangewood Drive"

Look mate I've got it there's absolutely no way I'm losing this one. What've you got there? Say it again to me.

"[REDACTED]"

You idiot it says [REDACTED] not [REDACTED]. Oh man you're lost. You've got to start asking your angels for help you know. I've started thanking them. It's been making me quite lucky - my memory's improved quite a bit you know.

I know man, fuck man, hey listen to me.

"[REDACTED]"

I'll be honest with you I think you've lost it. The fat man'll take you away I told you he does this often.

Are you sure?

Well I've heard it pretty well from a friend, I was sleeping that night with my earbuds in so I was primed to hear it. You know I heard nothing for 8 hours right? It's called the Quiet 2s, I've switched from the Experience 1s. I heard it correctly I'm sure.

No, idiot, I wanted some encouragement, I wanted you to ease my worries. Now you've made it worse. Look now I'm thinking about it, I'm really getting a bit unsure.

Shit man I'm sorry don't worry about it. Just keep repeating it. Look here I've got this one down pretty well.

"October 10 2003, 6700 Rangewood Drive"

It's alright, how about you give me yours and we'll switch since its so much easier to remember.

Take this and give me yours. You know I've started thanking my angels right? I'm sure it's the reason why.

Listen man I don't think I've got any, I'm not religious.

You know you've got angels right? It's not a religious thing.

How's that?

Well it's quite simple really it just is.

Well that's a bit retarded just listen to this.

"6700 Rangewood Drive, October 10 2003"

That's it, I told you you'd get it.

Well listen, I didn't thank anybody alright. This one's just easier.

"[REDACTED]"

How'd you get that?

I told you I started thanking my angels. It's really much easier to be grateful.

Well fuck how do I do it. I've got to borrow that one quite a bit.

Author's Notes:

Just NOT interesting

Maybe it is interesting